I swear that I have some kind of crazy shit magnet on my ass some days. Was out shopping with the boyfriend at Meijer’s for some sun glasses and miscellaneous things. So the boyfriend says he’s gotta run off to the loo and he’d be back. Ok, cool, I can go look at miscellaneous things like really cool bath towels that look kinda nautical and that might be a nice touch to the bad 70’s-ish motif going on in the guest bathroom. I’m no Martha Stewart by any means, but hey, I do what I can some days.
Anyhoo, back to me waiting on Adam to come back. He calls me on the celly to see where I am at in the store, just to make sure I was still where he left me or at least in the proximity of where he left me. Crazy lady with on of those horizontal stacked tall carts makes a U-Turn around me while I’m on the phone and rams it into the end of the aisle so hard that it sounds like a cart crashed into traffic. This kinda startles me a bit, figure hey, shit happens; perhaps she lost her balance, benefit of the doubt kind of thing. Adam’s asking me if I’m crashing into things, yet I don’t have a cart. *jokester that he is* So talking to him and watching crazy lady with the cart was kinda challenging. Meanwhile, crazy cart lady decides to follow me around in circles like she’s trying to run my ass over in the aisle. WTF?! Do I have some kind weird shit magnet on my ass for this sort of thing? The whole incident was kinda spOOky to say the least. Rattled my ass, that’s for sure.
Apparently, crazy car lady chased someone else around with her cart, but Adam says he saw her checking out on the other end of the store when I was checking out. Either way, that was messed up. Woman with weeble-wobble body, more like a tick, large body, small head, and a buzz cut. Top that off with some wrap around redneck NASCAR sun glasses and 5’9 or so, you have crazy cart lady in Meijer scaring the piss out of unsuspecting people. That’s messed up. PSYCHO! *cue ominous bad movie music* Scree! Scree! Scree! Arrg…
Tammolly~Disturbed
...So if I die today I'll be the happy phantom
And I'll go wearin' my naughties like a jewel
I'm still an angel to a girl who hates to sin…
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
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Smart Ass!
Did you, in fact, just say 'I do what I can'?
hmmm. Isn't that copyrighted somewhere?
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LOL! I was waiting just for you to meander on over and see that one H. I shoulda gave cred where cred was due. =)~
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